I didn’t watch the Golden Globes (aside from Tina and Amy’s highlights because they give me a lady boner), so I’m basically the best person to review it. I bet I can guess what happened:
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were brilliant and hilarious.
Someone made an inappropriate joke on stage and half the audience laughed, while the other half tried not to scowl because they knew they were on camera and had to pretend to be decent humans.
An award winner stood on stage and talked too long because they had to thank everyone who had anything to do with their movie, including thanking the entire cast and crew by first and last name.
TV shows I have never seen won awards (Bates Hotel and Boyhood anyone?)
Lupita Nyongo looked naturally dazzling.
Instead of watching the Golden Globes, I just looked up the winners and watched celebs live-tweet it. My favorite winners were:
Julianne Moore – Yay redhead girl power!
Amy Adams – Yay redhead girl power! Again!
Matt Bomer – The only one whose show I have actually seen
Jeffrey Tambor – The sweetest man in Hollywood
Kevin Spacey – Who doesn’t love Kevin Spacey?
If you’re like me and just want the highlights without actually watching award shows, follow https://twitter.com/unfoRETTAble. She is the best live tweeter of all things awesome.
My Weekend in Pictures
We gave this little monster a bath.
I cleaned out the closet. I do have clothes, I promise.
I watched Friends while I cleaned out the closet.
I drank a screwdriver out of this cup. Classy.
Sometimes I’m like “I have no life,” and then I take pictures of everything productive I did over the weekend and I’m like “The party never stops.” Seriously. Dog baths, chores, alcohol, and re-watching a show I have seen about a billion times. It’s amazing I’m still standing after this crazy weekend.
I hope everyone had a great weekend and is only mildly irritated it’s Monday!